Where Does He Kiss You?

1. Kiss on the hand.... I adore you
2. Kiss on the cheek... I just want to be friends
3. Kiss on the neck... I want you
4. Kiss on the lips... I love you
5. Kiss on the ears... I am just playing (i hate that)
6. Kiss anywhere else ... lets not get carried away
7. Look in your eyes ... kiss me
8. Playing with your hair... I can't live without you
9. Hand on your waist... I love you to much to let you go

The Three Rules.

1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him
2. Guys: If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good
3. Guy and Girls: Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare

**Remember**
A peach is a peach
A plum is a plum,
A kiss isn't a kiss without some tongue
so open up your mouth,
close your eyes,
and give your tongue some exercise!!!

This Is How A Boy Should Treat His Girl!!!!
This is really sweet!

Put your arms around her waist and whisper in her ear
Make her feel wanted every chance you get
Hold her close when she's cold
When you are alone hold her close and kiss her
Kiss her on the tip of her nose (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss them)
While in the movie, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin and kiss her lightly
When she complains that her neck/ shoulders hurts massage it for her
When people diss her stand up for her
Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her
Lay down under the stars and out her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, Link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you

WELL here's a few reasons why guys like girls...

1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. How cute they are when they eat .
7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end makes it all worth while.
8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 out side.
9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. The way they fish 4 compliments even tho you both know that you think shes the most beautiful thing on this earth.
11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. The way they smile.
14. The way u feel when u see their name on the call ID after u just had a big fight
15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even tho u know that an hour later u will be arguin bout somethin.
16. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them.
17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you'.
18. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry .
20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt.
22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (even tho we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. The way you miss them.
25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them ... it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound,you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, No paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart.

30 Things Guys Want Girls To Know

1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are.
2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS a LOSER.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It's just wrong............
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter.
15. We may not b able 2 p accurately all of the time but at least we can stand up n go p.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong."
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. We like to know that you love us.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish 4
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". That's just mean.
21. Never pretend like u are going 2 break up with us and laugh when we believe u.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If u want us 2 put the seat down wen we're done, u should put it up wen u're done.
26............ Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach..... and maybe....oh nevermind.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us it's just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.

Remember the five simple rules to be happy:

Free your heart from hatred
Free your mind from worries.
Live simply.
Give more.
Expect less.

No one can go back and make a brand new start. Anyone can start from now and make a brand new ending. God didn't promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but, He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way.

Disappointments are like road bumps, they slow you
down a bit but you enjoy the smooth road afterwards.

Don't stay on the bumps too long. Move on! When you feel
down because you didn't get what you want, just sit tight and be happy,because God has thought of something better to give you.

When something happens to you, good or bad, consider what it
means. There's a purpose to life's events, to teach you how to laugh
more or not to cry too hard.

You can't make someone love you, all you can do is be
someone who can be loved, the rest is up to the person to realize your worth.

It's better to lose your pride to the one you love,
than to lose the one you love because of pride.

We spend too much time looking for the right person to love
or finding fault with those we already love, when instead we should be perfecting the love we give.

Never abandon an old friend. You will never find one who can take his place.
Friendship is like wine; it gets better as it grows older.

Think...

We don't have to change friends if we understand that friends change.
No matter how good friends are, they're going to hurt you every once in a while and you must forgive them for that.
True friendship continues to grow, even over the longest distance. Same goes for true love.
You can do something in an instant that will give you heartache for life.
It is taking me a long time to become the person I want to be.
You can keep going long after you can't.
We are responsible for what we do, no matter how we feel.
Either you control your attitude or it controls you.
Regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else to take its place.
Heroes are the people who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences.
Money is a lousy way of keeping score.
My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and have the best time.
Sometimes the people you expect to kick you when you're down, will be the ones to help you get back up.
Sometimes when I'm angry I have the right to be angry, but that doesn't give me the right to be cruel.
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.
Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you've had, and what you've learned from them, and less to do with how many birthdays you've celebrated.
It isn't always enough to be forgiven by others. Sometimes you have to learn to forgive yourself.
No matter how bad your heart is broken the world doesn't stop for your grief.
Our background and circumstances may have influenced who we are, but we are responsible for who we become.
Just because two people argue, it doesn't mean they don't love each other. And just because they don't argue, it doesn't mean they do.
You shouldn't be so eager to find out a secret. It could change your life forever.
Two people can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different.
Your life can be changed in a matter of hours by people who don't even know you.
Even when you think you have no more to give, when a friend cries out to you, you will find the strength to help.
Credentials on the wall do not make you a decent human being.
The people you care about most in life are taken from you too soon.
You should tell people you love that you love them, as often as possible, because you never know when your last chance will be.

10 Signs that he wants to kiss you...

Sign 1 - He keeps staring at your mouth / lips.
What to do: Keep smiling and flirt with your mouth. Don’t make it obvious though – you don’t want to look like you’re trying too hard!
Sign 2 - He’s slapped your knee after laughing at one of your jokes and left it there
What to do: Don’t react too much to this, show him that you feel comfortable. If you’re daring enough, reach down and hold his hand.
Sign 3 - He keeps telling you how nice your hair looks and touches it.
What to do: Accept the compliment with a cute ‘thank you’. Don’t go on about who your hairdresser is – he’ll just get bored!
Sign 4 - He stares deep into ur eyes – even if u aren’t talking!
What to do: This can make some girls’ knees turn to jelly, so make sure you keep your cool! Talk to him normally and be sure to laugh at his jokes (unless they aren’t funny that is!)
Sign 5 - He’s gone all sweaty and looks nervous.
What to do: Make him feel comfortable. Guys get nervous just before a kiss, mainly because they’re scared that you’ll reject them.
Sign 6 -He’s asked you to join him outside for a walk – away from the crowd!
What to do: Go out with him, but be careful. Make sure he doesn’t take you too far away from the people you are with.
Sign 7 - He compliments the colour of your eyes.
What to do: All compliments should follow with a cute ‘thank you’. Use your eyes to flirt with him, but don’t overdo it!
Sign 8 - He tells you that your lip-gloss smells nice and wants to try some!
What to do: Give him 2 options. He can either try it on from the tube or from your lips!
Sign 9 - After hanging out with his mates, they suddenly disappear leaving the two of you alone.
What to do: Make a joke out of it to make the situation feel less awkward.
Sign 10 - He leans in, ‘invading’ your personal space….
What to do: Go for the snog!!!

signs .....

Often thinking of you means : I CARE FOR YOU
Holding hands means : I LIKE YOU
Looking into the eyes means : DO YOU LOVE ME?
Squeezing fingertips means : I WANT A KISS
Leaning on the shoulder means : COMFORT ME
Getting occasional short hugs means : I MISS YOU
Biting lips means : I AM JEALOUS
Winking at you means : I WANT TO GO WITH YOU
Playing with your hair means: I ADORE YOU
Stepping on toes means: I HATE YOU
Getting hit in "very painful places" means : I REALLY HATE YOU
Dreaming of you at night : YOU'RE SOMEONE SPECIAL
Always being with you means : I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT YOU
Wearing his or her ring means: YOU'RE MINE FOREVER
Often giving you something means : CARE FOR YOU VERY MUCH

Its no use for guys to try and figure us out...theyre better off lost...!!!
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1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is ALWAYS the prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big "tallywacker" we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but not to girls who want real relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys, not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a HO!
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't, apologize.
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are Drama queens and proud of it.
17. Fashion police do exist.
18. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, wrestling or anything else your friends talk about.
19. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.
20. We don't shave our legs everyday. Get over it!
21. Don't make bets about us, we will always find out.
22. Shave! No matter how cool you think your goatee or beard or mustache looks, some of us hate it!
23. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emit other strange gases from your body, it isn't. SO DON'T!
24. Don't compare our boobies with Pamela Anderson's; hers are...FAKE! You have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers. You might as well give it up now!
25. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets!
26. We are beautiful at all times, whether we are sick, tired, or skipping out on make-up!
27. We sometimes think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.
28. When something doesn't look right on us, lie!
29. Always grit your teeth and agree, even if we are wrong.

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